KALVIN
a person who is funny and r-t-rded and sometimes even c-o-o-l…oh yeah…and even sometimes s-xy..-wink-
wow friend…your so kalvin!!!!!
a gorjes guy inside and out, who’d make any girl proud
i love kal,
something that is very cool…
omg that’s soo kalvin! (very cool)
a manbeast ..
” w0w evan !! y0ur such a kalvin ” ..
the most beautiful person one will ever meet in and out always willing to do for others and the best spouse and father of all times and always drops big loads from his giant package, really good with using his “tool” and makes you fall intensly in love extremely quikly and is an etremely s-xy manbeast
he must be a kalvin because he screwed me like their was no tomarrow and im going back for more night after night 🙂
a typical proud awesome hong kong asian (note: he is different from calvin.) he is very talented in academics and surprisingly sports. his d-ck is bigger than the average white male but he doesn’t point that out. he has lots of streets smart and has b-lls to do things everyone else would p-ssy out of. he is not a typical bragger and tends to hide his true personality and problems inside. he is a good listener and he will help solve your problems. he is hated by n-body and everyone seems to either be his acquaintance or friends. he is funny and pretty good looking but he doesn’t show much interest in girls unless a girl shows interests in him. outside of school life he is very mysterious and if he sees you he will ignore you and walk away even if you are a close friend.
kalvin is so popular, cool, and kind but the other day when i saw him and said hi, he walked away!
someone whos lips have been compared to 2 jumbo sausages been tightly pressed together
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