Kamahl


kamahl is a sri lankan born singer in australia infamous for having making the ladies delirious with his velvety rendition of old man river.
he can beat pretty much anyone in a fight.
dude, i totally kahmahled my girlfriend last night. in your face!
kamahl, pit fighter. a magic the gathering character with no character whatsoever other than “ah ha! bash bash bash!” in both incarnations in the cards he was boring and a no-brainer to play. much like many decks from that period…
scrub – “okay, i tap 4gg and cast kamahl, fist of krosa! you’re gonna die now!”
me – “counterspell.”
scrub – “-rs-.”
n. not pr-nounced kah-mah-hal like some r-t-rds like to call him.
noun: pit fighter of otaria from magic: the gathering. looks like stone cold steve austin, becomes a druid.
everyone thinks kamahl is so cool, but even an eage cadet can kill him!

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