Kanelo
a man usually of greek heritage, who travels through time, and has heavy hands. he usually lives between 100-120 years of age. he has the strength of a lion, and is hilarious. he has been known to have fought numerous animals including; bears, giraffes, elephants, turtles, jellyfish, and the antelope. although thought to be a mythical specimen, there is 1 known kanelo left on the planet. he is believed to have been the original writer of every book known to man.
kanelo is the most awesome and amazing human in the world, did you see him throw that car?
“how did you pick up that house, kanelo?”
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