Kangarator
a hybrid animal, equal parts kangaroo and alligator. frequently dismissed as mythical creatures due to the fact that they are invisible and cannot be seen by the human eye. they tend to live on the sides of volanoes and feed off of joy berries (also invisible). hands down the most dangerous creature on planet earth, they have no common enemies but every once in a while fast moving lava flows may strike one down. stories of kangarators have been p-ssed down from generation to generation and the public is just now becoming more aware of them.
child: mom can me and jimmy go playing on the volcanoe today?
mom: absolutely not you’ll get your face ripped off by a kangarator.
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