kangaroo position


a s-xual position in which the female crouches on the ground and the male crouches higher behind her, giving her -n-l s-x. there is thrusting and hopping.
guy #1: dude, we totally did kangaroo position last night. only it sucked cuz tracey is a narcoleptic and she collapsed halfway through.

guy #2: well, thats the luck ain’t it.

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