Kangaroo Punch
my friend’s cat fights with a stuffed bear. first he’s all lovey with it, then while he’s making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la kangaroo from bugs bunny & tweety show). it’s the funniest sh-t ever.
i was making sweet, sweet love to my friend’s mom, then i put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.
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