kangaroo


what we australians use or ride to get from a to b.
my kangaroo was so slow on the way to school today, it felt like i was riding a koala.
an australian marsupial. we usually own about 2 or 3 per family and instead of public transport, and cars, we like to be safe (and prevent green house gases) by taking a kangaroo!
oh and if you’re american, they will kick your -ss.
bob “haha look at that kangaroo beating the cr-p out of that american!”
fred “yeah, lets go take a kangaroo downtown.”
a giant rabbit that can kick your -ss
guy: “my favorite animal is a kangaroo; it’s basically a giant rabbit that can kick your -ss!”
describes a woman who’s -ss is huge, but her top half is tiny. (little t-rex arms and wee t-ts), so she looks like a kangaroo.
man,look at that marsupial of a chick. she’s a kangaroo!
a hooded sweatshirt with a pouch on the front to put your hands inside if it’s cold.
my girlfriend likes to wear my kangaroo because her jacket is too thin.
shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides.
used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.
“do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!”
my cool shoes.
i’ll stick my kangaroos in yo’ -ss if yer not careful.

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