kangarooing
kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat t-rd that is lodged in your -ss and won’t come out.
sorry i couldn’t get to the phone when you called, i was kangarooing.
kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat t-rd that is lodged in your -ss and won’t come out.
sorry i missed your call, i was kangarooing the toilet.
kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat t-rd that is lodged in your -ss and won’t come out.
i ate too much of your mothers meatloaf and it got impacted in my intestines. kangarooing was my only hope.
when you jump and shoot in a game. commonly used in by noobs and usually p-sses off better players. it can be used with a noun. ex. kangaroo sniping, kangaroo launching.
player “sh-t i just got kangaroo sniped by some noob”
player 2 “what a jew”
player 3 ” i hate kangarooing”
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