Kaning Season
a very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the k-n-s akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. this is an extremely rare event due to the k-n-s akwardus’ akward nature and its excessive procrastination. kaning season is not yet fully understood by man kind. the k-n-s akwardus is the only creature of it’s kind and the rare nature of kaning season says that the k-n-s akwardus could easily die out.
person 1: is it kaning season?
person 2: what? kid your high.
person 1: oh yeah, kaning season never happens.
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