Kansas City Car Wash


when many guys hide in a closet when one of their friends is boning a chick. the guys in the closet are jacking off and right as they are about to j-zz they all pop out of the closet at the same time and drench the female in their s-m-n. professionals will try to aim for the female’s eye.
yo, me and my friends kansas city car washed that chick that victor was having s-x with
a s-x move; while a male and female are engaged in s-xual intercourse, 5-8 other males are hiding under the bed, masturbating. at the appropriate time, the men jump out of hiding and -j-c-l-t- on the woman, washing her in s-m-n.
-i tried to get her to do a kansas city carwash for 50 bucks, but she wanted 75.
it’s when a girl {most preferrably an asian) gives a man a horizontal sponge bath inside a “m-ssage parlor”.
“i recieved one h-ll of a kansas city carwash last night…my shoulder has never felt better,” said the sailorm with a smile.
3 some with female 69. -n-l s-x with the one girl then, oral s-x with the other girl, then back to the other girl v-g-n-l s-x, then alternating. therefore “washing” your car.
would you ladies be interested in a kansas city carwash?
alright, so you’re doing this broad, you know, kansas style, then you beat her beyond recognition with pool noodles, you know, those foam ones, and you return her to the ex-wife’s house before dinner.
“my daughter bought me an ugly tie for father’s day, so i brought her to the kansas city carwash, you know what i’m talkin about?”
four guys in one line and four guys in alother line facing down and beating off on one girls face. then beating her up and taking her money.
that sl-t from the party te other night

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