an unfortunate instance in which you’re in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can’t get erect.
i was with sarah last night, but i pulled a real kansas city cl-ssic!
- hot lamb
some saying those weird southern motherf-ckers often use to… i honestly don’t know. i guess it means that they’re excited or some sh-t…. *when a white southern man see’s a really fine lady* “hot lamb!”
- stinky daniel
a person named daniel who never showers all week at the beach in destin at church camp and he stinks really bad. “stinky daniel martin more like fartin”.
- old bert
evil incarnate. if you run into an old bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. if escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. old bert’s feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing […]
(scro-til-ag-gin-ous) adj. 1.)having, or consisting of, a texture that resembles a scr-t-m; pertaining to an amorphous, fleshy character. 2.) pertaining to the ability to adjust one’s position based on temperature. other forms– noun: scrotilaginist adv: scrotiliaginistically waiter: “would you like to try the poached sea urchin today, mr. johnson?” mr. johnson: “no, thank you, it’s […]
the meaning of azjonte is petty and funny at the same time, another word for it is a.j if i had to describe you in one word it would be azjonte.