kante



wall of china
wall of kante
a french professional football (soccer) player who is a defensive midfielder and is known for his stamina and ability to get the ball back in his team’s possession with a tackle or interception but is also adept at going forward too.
person a: “did you hear what happened when n’golo kante lost his virginity ?”

person b: “no i didn’t, what happened?”

person a: “he won it back”

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