Kantus


1. a 8.2 ft. locust that has a machine pistol, ink grenades and the ability to roll out of the way of gun fire. its screeches can bring the dead back to life. kantus’ have an extremly f-cked up and ugly, disgusting, just putrid face!!

2. chelsey clark!
tim: omg did you see that?
paul: no what was it?
tim: it was a f-cking kantus. run!!!!!

paul: no man its just chelsey.
tim: still just run.
paul: im gonna get some soup man.
tim: okay only if you have cream of chicken.
paul: is chicken noodle okay?

(chelsey walks up)
chelsey: hi guys
tim & paul: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
(poof dead)

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