Kanyeaphobia


the fear of having kanye west interrupt your speech or public presentation to express his own douche-bag opinions.
john: you have a speech to deliver! why are you not on stage?

ed: i can’t face the crowd man…i think i’ve got kanyeaphobia…

john: it’s ok…i promise you that kanye west will not ruin your speech tonight. you have my word.

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