KANYED (pronounced con-yayed)
to be,have or experience a complete f-ck up of what is the norm. a term given to a person or circ-mstance that is completely stupid.
my airline completely kanyed (pr-nounced con-yayed) my ticket. my car broke down and now i’m kanyed (pr-nounced con-yayed) out here in the middle of nowhere…
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