Kanyeing
when someone interrupts you in the middle of something important. you’re just trying to say your thing and someone has to go and be all drunk, drama queen on your -ss.
“im so excited for winning this award. its my first ….”
“hey man im just want to say that …”
“dude! stop kanyeing me!”
adj. the act of kanyeing:
when you try and make a good point about an important subject but your hubris-overweening-pride and inability to say anything without your foot flying into your mouth f-cks it all up.
“i was kanyeing the sh-t out of that speech i just gave”
“did you hear what that r-t-rd julian was kanyeing about last night”
kanyeing is saying
“i am a genius”
when you really mean
“i am amazing at what i do and people like me”
kanyeing is saying
“george bush don’t like black people”
when you really mean
“the republican party, with george bush as it’s leader has turned a blind eye to the plight of the low-income people of color in the country. they didn’t care about black folks before the levees broke, and the continued to not care about them even after the levees broke.
kanyeing is saying
“i am so credible and so influential and so relevant that i will change things. so when the next little girl that wants to be, you know, a musician and give up her anonymity and her voice to express her talent and bring something special to the world, and it’s time for us to roll out and say, ‘did this person have the biggest thing of the year?’ — that thing is more fair because i was there.”
when you really mean
“i would like to think that my contribution to music has a lasting effect, and that i will inspire children to produce the most amazing art that they are able to”
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