Kapa


a person who is grotesque and has very few friends if any at all. usually fat and balding although it is not uncommon for a kapa to brush up nicely. they are usually lacking in intelligence and this becomes apparent very quickly to those around them.
stan: whose that new kid at school he is such a loser.
hannah: yeah i hate that new kid he’s such a f-cken kapa.

tom: i can never have any fun with this kapa around talking sh-t.

in a club
boy: hey baby i sent our names off to the love calculator and the result was positive, 100%
girl: (girl walks away in disgust)

sl-t: i was with this kapa last night. i am more unsatisfied s-xually now then what i was before the encounter.
friend of sl-t: you know what they say, once you go kapa you never go back to a kapa ever again.
sl-t: yeah id rather slit my wrists haha seriously

steve: i’m kapalicious
dom: hahahaha what a f-ggot!
filipino-visayan slang for f-ck (not referring to s-x, but equally bad). roots for this word is not exactly known (if anyone knows, fill me in please).
kapa nimo!
f-ck you!
its actually not a visayan term but a mindanawan term ( way south of the philippines.)

ive only heard this term from my friends in cagayan de oro city , which is in mindanao.

kapa in filipino is to feel.
pare paki-kapa nga ang pwet ko parang may tae pa.
(dude can you feel my -ss i think theres some p–p residues )
katie and phil always
kapa…is the truth!

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