Kaplak


the sound made when the erect male p-n-s h-ts his stomach.
wiping syrup on the naval and waiting for a fly to sit on the stomach. at this stage the erect p-n-s is pushed downwards and released once the fly sits on the syrup (kaplak) also known as the rabets effect.

q. raymond, what did you do last night?
a. i was parking on my couch playing kaplak

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