kaplog


kaplog – ilonggo
borikat – cebuano
prost-tute – english
– gigolo(male) and wh-r-(female)
i love kaplogs…

i’m a gigolo, spending lot’s a dough
you can tell the way wide-body, sitting on vogues
and how i’m shining, wit the fresh, fresh clothes
always surrounded, by so many ho!
i’m a gigolo, always on the go
everytime i turn around, i got another show
in the club, hit about three in a row
drop in the six, ’cause i love them ho!
intercourse, s-xual

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