kaplonk kaplonk


something you say if a r-t-rd spews some r-t-rded sh-t out of his face hole.
r-t-rd: “gee, i really like u2, their lyrics are so deep and i love the way they really think about what they say, and stuff.”

you: “kaplonk kaplonk.”

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