Kaplunk


slapping a girl (or guy as the case may be) with your t-st-cl-s across the face
i kaplunked my girlfriend last tuesday
a person who parties a lot and i mean a lot, fun and naturally chill person, a josh or a chris
“yo its so kaplunk dude” “yaa”
the sound hard sh-t makes on the toilet water
i just took a m-ssive kaplunk after thanksgiving dinner!

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