kapoor
while a girl is giving a bl-wj-b, u tell her to look up and then you vomit on you. then you j-zz on her face
oh sh-t man u f-ckin kapoored her!
(to kapoor, or to pull a kapoor) this occurs when a manipulative female (a ninja b-tch) lies that you got her pregnant so she can force you to stay with her a little longer, or perhaps do other unreasonable things. named for kelly kapoor in below example.
in a recent season 4 episode of ‘the office’, kelly kapoor does this to ryan howard.
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