kaptainkrauth


1- possesing a molestache,

2- has mad n00b skills on cod;

3- pulls corny pranks; lame

4- one who uses “dude” and “guy” way too much;

5- thinks he is the most l33t boss in the world
1- can you believe the kaptainkrauth that guy has?

2- i just kaptinkrauth’d the krap out of that guys!

3- i cant believe how kaptainkrauth he’s being

4- calm down guy, stop being such a kaptainkrauth

5- take it easy kaptain, you’re no krauth
someone who shaves their mustache to look like captain crunches. usually their mustache is made out of dingleberries.
guy: “what’s up with that guys stache? it looks crunchy.”

dude: “he’s going for the kaptain krauth”

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