karate chop my turd


the act of dissecting an enormous, toilet clogging t-rd with one’s own hand (when no other appropriate instruments are available) in order to prevent not only significant plumbing issues, but shame and embarr-ssment.

synonym: beaned.
” oh my god, i drank too much coffee, clogged the toilet and had to karate chop my t-rd because my roommates were outside the bathroom waiting!”

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