karate kid
one of the best movies of all time. directed by john avildsen, this 1984 drama centers around a displaced youth who seeks self-defense training from an aged maintenance man named mister miyagi to defend himself in a karate tournament against a san fernando valley biker gang. most of the movie was made on location throughout the san fernando valley in 1983.
the karate kid is one of the most well-known dramas of the 1980s.
when you splooge into your hand and say (and do the motion of) wax on, wax off, to the ho’s t-ts.
i was mad h-rny last night, so i karate kid’ed that ho.
someone who thinks they are amazing after catching a fly but realize it wasnt with chopsticks
im the karate kid i just caught a fly with my bare hand oh wait i didnt use chopsticks im ashamed of my self and my life
one of those stupid kids who ruin a show by doing a bunch of high kicks and then hitting you in the face with an elbow because they think they’re g-d d-mn ninjas. they males are easily recognizable by their girl-cut designer jeans and effeminate haircuts. they are noted for not having any rhythm as they do not actually listen to music.
note #1: they are not ninjas.
note #2: they are as lame as ralph macchio
i’d do something about that d-mn karate kid who kicked me, but i’m too drunk and out of shape. curses!
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