Karch


when used as a name, it means the hero of all other guys not named karch. he is usually smart, athletic, clever, funny, good looking, daring, goofy, and comp-ssionate. karch will attempt to make others happy before hisself. thus, he is an amazing friend and boyfriend. any girl that has a karch should greatly cherish him. karch will try anything once and is a great secret keeper. have problems? confide in a karch. he’ll even give great advice back. karch is usually s-xually inclined and thinks of his partner first. if spending time with a karch be prepared for many laughs and a good time.
1) girl 1: i was with karch last night.
girl 2: how was it?
girl 1: the best, ever…

2) did you hear karch climbed out of his bedroom window and down his tree just to see his girl?

-yeah, that dude is my hero

2 more definitions
to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on a female, with the knowledge that the favor will not be returned in any form.
“dude that chick is so hot, i would karch her for sure!”
a blockage consisting of mucus in the back of the throat.
i have a little karch in my throat.

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