kardashiversary
a 72-day period of time in any relationship, especially between h-m-s-xuals.
based on the statement by “weird al” yankovic that “72 days is now an official unit of time known as a kardash”, referencing kim kardashian’s filing for divorce from kris humphries citing “irreconcilable differences” after a mere 72 days.
kardashian earned $17.9 million usd by wedding humphries, but it’s the gays who will ruin the sanct-ty of marriage.
raymond: our 10th kardashiversary is 03.21 in 2012.
derek: also our 2-year is 04.01.
raymond: that’s not nearly the landmark that’s the 10-kardash. come now, let’s celebrate the milestones that matter!
being married 73 days, longer than kim kardashian’s 72 day marriage.
me: ron and i hit our kardashiversary yesterday.
friend: your what?
me: our kardashiversary, you know we’ve been married 73 days!
friend: that’s awesome! lol!!
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