Karkov
an extremely cheap brand of vodka consumed mostly by high schoolers and penny pinchers.
you’ll see why its that d-mn cheap the next morning.
“omg did you goto brian’s party friday?”
“yeah i would’ve rather not have gone.”
“how come?”
“i got sh-tty black’d out and woke up next to ulga with a headache this big.”
“ohhh i take it you were champin the karkov huh?”
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karkov
a low-grade vodka chosen by many underage drinkers that results in horrific hangovers and many bad decisions. being only $13.99 for a plastic 1.75, many college students chose to drink this in the form of shots, pulls, and mixed drinks. very few “champs” can take it down without a chaser.
“dude, sick you bought karkrash?” -typical underage drinker
“what do you want from the liquor store?”-a 21-year-old
“a 1.75 of karkov”- a response from a very poor college student
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