Karl Malden
a vodka soda with ice.
what would you like with your supper? i’ll have a karl malden.
a variation on the cl-ssic “mooning” prank, wherein the p-n-s and scr-t-m are shoved out the back, creating a vague resemblance to large-nosed actor karl malden.
when the truck-driver refused to honk his horn for us, mark gave him karl malden.
when, in the act of performing a rim job on your female partner, you suddenly insert your nose deep into her p-ssy and forcefully exhale through your nostils, creating an artificial queefer of biblical proportions.
the karl malden is best performed in the summer time when your nostrils are unclogged.
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