Karl Malone

a former nba player of the utah jazz, played the majority of his career with the utah jazz. a multiple member of the olympic part of the first dream team, and the best team ever -ssembled. a teammate of john stockton, the stockton malone combination was the best of the combination was the greatest duo in the history of the nba. finished his career with the los angeles lakers in trying to win the elusive nba championship, fell short to the detroit pistons. fell short with the utah jazz vs the bulls twice.
what a great shot?

from who?
its by karl malone!
elbowing your loved one’s p-n-s.
i gave that transvest-te hooker a serious karl malone.
a basketball player in the nba for the la lakers. despite being 42, wearing ripped jerseys and despite having sholders bigger than his head hes a good player. his alias is the mailman

# selected in 1996 as one of the “50 greatest players in nba history”
# two-time nba most valuable player (1996-97, 1998-99), one of only nine players in nba history to win the maurice podoloff trophy more than once
# eleven-time all-nba first team selection (1988-89, 1989-90, 1990-91, 1991-92, 1992-93, 1993-94, 1994-95, 1995-96, 1996-97, 1997-98 and 1998-99), two-time all-nba second team selection (1987-88 and 1999-2000), and a 2000-01 all-nba third team selection
# three-time nba all-defensive first team selection (1996-97, 1997-98 and 1998-99) and a 1987-88 nba all-defensive second team selection
# fourteen-time nba all-star selection who played in 12 games (missed 1990 game due to injury and the 2002 game due to family illness), including 10 consecutive contests from 1991 to 2001
# named mvp of the 1989 all-star game in houston after registering 28 points and nine rebounds, and named co-mvp with teammate john stockton of the 1993 all-star game in salt lake city after tallying 28 points and 10 rebounds
# ranks second all-time in points scored with 36,374, behind only kareem abdul-jabbar (38,387)
# holds the nba record most consecutive seasons scoring 2,000 or more points (11, 1987-88 to 1997-98) and shares the record with michael jordan for most career 2,000 point seasons (11, 1987-88 to 1997-98)
# tied kareem abdul-jabbar (17) for most consecutive seasons scoring at least 20.0 points per game (17, 1986-87 to 2002-03)
# scored a career-high 61 points, the most by a jazz player since the franchise moved to utah, against the milwaukee bucks on 1/27/90
# scored a jazz playoff-record 50 points and grabbed 12 boards against the seattle supersoncics on 4/22/00
# holds the nba record for most seasons leading the league in free-throws made (seven, 1988-89 to 1992-93, 1996-97, 1997-98) and most consecutive seasons leading the league in free-throws made (1988-89 to 1992-93)
# p-ssed moses malone (8,531) to become the nba’s all-time leader in free throws made on 3/24/01 vs. the washington wizards
# became the all-time leader in free throws attepmted on 12/10/01 against the mavericks
# ranks second all-time in field-goals made with 13,335 behind only kareem abdul-jabbar (15,837)
# ranks second all-time in minutes played at 53,479, trailing only kareem abdul-jabbar (57,446)
# ranks seventh all-time in rebounds, with 14,601
# appeared in the 1997 and 1998 nba finals against the chicago bulls
# named to the 1985-86 nba all-rookie team and finished third in rookie of the year balloting after averaging 14.9 ppg and 8.9 rpg
# a member of the men’s basketball “dream team” that won the gold medal at the 1992 summer olympics in barcelona and the 1996 dream team that won gold in atlanta
# winner of the 1997-98 ibm award
# during career, named nba player of the week 22 times and nba player of the month seven times
# notched his third career triple-double with game-highs of 29 points (11-13 fg) and 12 rebounds, and 10 -ssists, in a 99-82 win over the l.a. clippers on 5/4/99; recorded his second career triple-double with 32 points, 13 rebounds and 10 -ssists against the toronto raptors on 2/27/97
# twelve-time nba all-interview first team selection and 1999-2000 all-interview second team selection

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steve nash: who the f-ck just elbowed me in jaw

karl malone: it was me karl malone
a black, republican, redneck who had a great nba career (while ball hogging, elbow throwing, and earning zero nba championship rings). he is as backwards as a klan’s man and more ignorant than bill o’reilly. knocked up a 13 year old and proceeded to disown her and his son. also fathered wnba star, cheryl ford, who he ignored all her life up untill she became famous and successful. what a cl-ssy guy.
karl malone should be rotting in a louisianna jail cell to this day for statatory rape.
starting power forward for the los angeles lakers. known infamously for being a black redneck who enjoys such white trash things as 18wheelers & wrestling. also known for being the dirtiest player in the nba (use of the flying elbows to other people’s head, his kickjumpers onto defender’s nuts), he is the ultimate cheapshot artist and should die without an nba championship. since he could not lead his own team to the ring, he had to bandwagon onto the lakers so that shaq & kobe carry his dirty -ss to the t-tle this year. a real grade a douchebag. also picks on smaller guys & consistently fails in the clutch.
oh my g-d, karl malone just elbowed some smaller guy in the throat!
the biggest tool in the nba.
wow, karl malone is so cool since he wears torn jerseys. (sarcastic)
an opportunist
“i’d say, if u so insist on winning, join the lakers”
“u mean u want me to karl malone?”