karma-bitchslap


applies to a person who, gets whatever they want when they want it, and no one can explain how, yet once or twice a year something goes so horribly wrong in their life they cant see straight.
” i jst got a new mercedes, after buying half of starbuks, then my house caught fire, and starbuks went bankrupt…”

“oh dude… karma-b-tchslap”

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