karma fuck


a noun form of “what goes around comes around.” when you’ve been scr-w-ng over everyone else around you, p-ssing off the universe and being a generally lame person, when you get screwed over it’s your bad karma f-cking you over. can be used as a verb also.
dan: dammit, i just lost my wallet. it had $100 dollars in it.
dylan: that’s a karma f-ck, dude. you really shouldn’t have stolen katie’s ipod.

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dan: dammit, i just lost my wallet. it had $100 dollars in it.
dylan: you’ve just been karma f-cked, dude. you really shouldn’t have stolen katie’s ipod.
having s-xual intercourse strictly for the purpose of correcting the imbalance of having screwed way too many hot chicks.
guy1: “man, i cant believe that bartender let me f-ck her”

guy2: “yea, your gonna have to karma f-ck the waitress at the truck stop to pay for that or you’ll never get laid again”

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