Karma made me do it!
a phrase able to be used whenever a high-powered, profound-sounding excuse is needed for one’s own questionable, regrettable or just plain dumb–ss behaviours or decisions.
by uttering this phrase, the speaker fervently hopes for gentle absolution (translating in their mind as more chances to repeat the same dumb behaviour), whilst in reality revealing him/herself either as a good-humoured sneak or rogue at best, or at worst a pretentious, haughty seeker of camouflage for impulsive, greedy, self-centred, weak-willed behaviours devoid of self-control and any sense of respect and responsibility.
woman : “i can’t believe you’ve been f-cking julia again! how many times do i have to tell you never to go near another woman! we’re married, got it??”
man: “wait, wait! karma made me do it! it wasn’t my decision, please forgive me! my swami says i’ve been cheated-on hundreds of times in my previous lives. the universe demands balance. that fling with julia is just the universe harmonising itself!”
woman: “sure ain’t no harmony here, you pathetic sh-t. get the f-ck outta my sight, we’re getting divorced.”.
a phrase to be used whenever a high-powered excuse is needed for one’s own questionable, regrettable or just plain dumb–ss behaviours or decisions.
its use indicates the speaker fervently hopes for gentle absolution (translating in their mind as more chances to repeat the same dumb behaviour), whilst revealing him/herself either as a good-humoured rogue at best, or at worst a pretentious, haughty seeker of camouflage for impulsive, greedy, self-centred, weak-willed and purely selfish behaviours.
woman : “i can’t believe you’ve been f-cking julia again! how many times do i have to tell you never to go near another woman! we’re married, got it??”
man: “wait, wait! karma made me do it! it wasn’t my decision, please forgive me! my swami says i’ve been cheated-on hundreds of times in my previous lives. the universe demands balance. that fling with julia is just the universe harmonising itself!”
woman: “sure ain’t no harmony here, you pathetic sh-t. get the f-ck outta my sight, we’re getting divorced.”.
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