karmageddon

a portmanteau of “karma” and “armageddon.” references “sh-t hitting the fan” in an extreme way while acknowledging one’s contributions to that event.

specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you’ve done comes back to you at once.

the only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.
man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work’s a mess from my calling in “sick,” and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place… argh, it’s karmageddon!
the moment when an acc-mulation of bad deeds catches up to you and manifests in the form of a catestrophic end-of-world type sceanrio. usually preceeded by a feeling of impending doom.
if i don’t stop, this is going to turn into a karmageddon.
when there is so much karma due, that there is no need for a battle between good and evil. karma just comes in and sweeps the evil ones off the planet.
too many people doing too much evil. time for karmageddon.
the end of the world caused by an individuals bad actions (or karma) but can be held back by the same or another individual good actions (or positive karma).

the better the action the more time it preserves the world. the worse the action is how the world ends, it may vary from raining cows, all the planets go into the sun or a zombie apocalypse.
“did you just get a 12 year old girl pregnant? it’s going to be karmageddon for us all tonight then.”

“did you just save that old woman from drowning in her toilet? karmageddon won’t hit for a while! you are pfm”
it’s when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the earth explodes and it’s a serious b-mmer.
hippie: dude, you have to feel the love cuz otherwise it’s gonna be like … karmageddon.
on 9/18/03, gamefaqs message boards had problems with the moderation system, thus not letting anyone mod anyone. some guy said to go and commit account suicide aka luicide and the boards had to be shut down. 75-140 people were banned that day
karmageddon: 9/18/03, fellow luesers we will miss.
it’s like, when when everybody is sending off these really bad vibes, right? and then, like,the earth explodes and it’s like a real b-mmer….
this is one of those words that seems like a revelation when you’re stoned….