Kate Upton-Sexual
when you aren’t attracted to men or women… just kate upton.
most people are secretly kate upton-s-xual and often lie to themselves and others in order to appear normal.
barb: wanna go catch a movie?
paco: sure, but don’t try any moves on me. i’m kate upton-s-xual.
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