Kathunk
the sound of your brain collapsing when something too confusing or too mind blowingly awesome is said to you. if your brain was a building, kathunk would be this building suddenly falling to shambles. beware! many never recover.
shannon: the reason einstein postulates that an objects length can change with its speed is due to its rotation in the 4 dimensional sp-ce time continuum. any thoughts?
sarah:…kathunk.
shannon: hmm.
or
sarah: shannon! a wild goat just kicked santi in the nads!
shannon:kathunk!
sarah: i know, right?
1. noun: the sound created by human sh-t hitting the water in a toilet. often as a direct result of how large the log was and how deep the bowl is.
2. verb: the action that brests perform when a topless female is getting f-cked missionary.
1. man, i had to hang on with both hands to try and and squelch that last kathunk.
2. i felt like i was going to break that b-tches nose, you see how those things were kathunking her head?
onomatopoeia of a headboard repeatedly striking a wall, ostensibly due to people f-cking in the bed that holds said headboard.
i couldn’t sleep last night because jared and his girlfriend in the apartment next to mine were f-cking for most of the night. all i heard was “ka-thunk, ka-thunk, ka-thunk”, punctuated by an occasional moan or loud request for one party to f-ck the other one harder. i let the air out of that f-ggot’s tires for that.
think (or any form of the word “think”)
i did not ka-thunk up the word ka-thunk; it was invented by someone i kno. but i ka-thunk that the word ka-thunk deserved 2 b n a dictionary of some sort.
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