KATMA


noun {kat-mah}
1.
cattuism, felinism. action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results from ones treatment of cat(s), good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in cattuism one of the means of reaching purrrrman.
2.
theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person’s deeds for or against cats in the previous incarnation.
3.
fate; destiny.
synonyms: prefelination, prepurrmination, catlot, kittenmet.
4.
the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something where good or bad things happened to cat(s).
i hear that the last owner of the candie land plantation drowned a bag of kittens. let’s get out of this cursed place. it reeks of bad katma.

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