Katootie


a tall and somewhat intimidating creature. the katootie is often found smelling of coffee beans and stale urine. when encountering a katootie remain calm and under all circ-mstances do not attmept to tickle. tickling will only bring out the worst in this wild animal, often resulting in broken limbs and bruised appendages.
the katootie approached with a distinct lack of stability and balance, loud and offensive words poured from it’s mouth.

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