kaumakaiwa


1. a mystical sea creature known to entice mankind with sweet melodic tones and unsurp-ssed beauty;

2. a long-haired golden unicorn originally found occupying the slopes of a volcano;

3. pure pizazz with a hint of jazz and lots of glam
1. the seamen were no match for the powerful energy of the kaumakaiwa

2. the handsome explorer searched tirelessly for the graceful, endangered kaumakaiwa

3. girl, that diva is all kaumakaiwa tonight and every night

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