Kavazanjian
the wild untamed african animal usually found on the catholic univeristy campus mounted atop a female prey. the most prevalent behavior of this unique specimen is reproducing. the kavazanjian spreads its seed like wild fire during its year-round mating season. its most vicious attack upon unsuspecting victims is from the rear. it injects its stinger and realeases its venom. there are no negative side effects, only m-ssive euphoria. its mating call can be heard when on the prowl. if you hear “bdddddaaatttttt,” it’s already too late.
past victim: “i had the best s-x of my life last night.”
future victim: “oh yea, with you?”
past victim: “i don’t know, but all i kept hearing was ‘bdddatttttt.'”
future victim: “the wild kavazanjian is on the loose!”
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