Kayak merchant


an un-healthy attraction to kayaks, kayak merchants can often be found in opaque rivers touching themselves inappropriatly in front of other kayakers, also found to be wacking off over kayaks
‘look at that dirty kayak merchant over there, the disgusting chode merchant ginger pheasant raper’

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