kayak
a verb describing the act of swiping your hand like a credit card in an upward stroke over a persons genitals. this is normally done for shock value to a person who is not expecting it. one also screams “ka-yak” while swiping a victim.
“that nagger, laura, wouldn’t pay attention….so i gave that hatchet wound a kayak she will never forget!”
a single person boat used for many things. used to be used by hunters, now used for recreation. the 2 groups of kayaking are flatw-ter and whitewater. whitewater kayaking takes much more b-lls and skill than flatw-ter kayaking and is a sh-t load more fun. here in north carolina and the rest of the southeast we have the best rivers and people for whitewater kayaking.
kayakers in the south east run the sh-t all year long.
kayak
1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking
2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatw-ter kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i’d make it downhill pretty fast too.
rower: so you paddle. how does it feel to be going slower than a rower?
kayaker: at least i’ve figured out which way is forward!
old lady: ahh, you must be a rower!!!
kayaker: no m’am, thats a rower over there… (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)
a slang term referring to a female’s br–sts.
guy #1: have you seen (insert name here)’s kayaks?
guy#2: d-mn, those are some good ones.
a “kayak” is that person you see in public that makes you mad, laugh, and wonder what the f-ck they are thinking all at the same time. that person you just cant seem to find the right word to describe. yeah, thats a f-cking kayak.
that guy at the bar with the leather jacket tied around his waist, anyone that smokes fish, anyone with a mustache/mohawk combo, someone with a tattoo of a tear under their eye. “hey look at the f-cking kayak”, “that guy was a total f-cking kayak”
a 20 foot long, spiked steel d-ld- with rotating saw blades. it is painted red with the blood with the innocent.
hey did your girlfriend use the kayak last week?
yeah she drowned in her own blood but she sure did enjoy it!
the loneliest boat in the sea.
calling a person a kayak is calling them a loner.
what a f-cking kayak
yo kayak bounce!
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