Kayd Snake


a h-m-s-xual snake, usually found in africa. likes to eat out small ethiopian children, and play leapfrog. it usually sustains a long life, but dies most often from b-llsack polio
oh sh-t, that kayd snake is totally eating out that ethiopian kid and it looks like its got b-llsack polio.

Read Also:

  • Pontardawe

    a rather small, pathetic village located in the swansea vally, s. wales. lovingly refered to as ponty by locals, although the real ponty is, as we all know, pontypridd, which is further west. the only good thing to highlight about this village is that i (rather thankfully) do not live there. the focal point of […]

  • Guashington Heights

    aka washington heights, aka santo domingo ii. area of manhattan where about 95% of the dominican population lives. basically, it’s a dominican neighborhood. so, as our parents/those back en santo domingo say, guashington heights es where everyone has a brother/sister/parent/cousin at. in the heights:yo, i’m reppin the heightz, o sea, guashington heights. ya know. en […]

  • keemahaw

    1) to suprise you unsuspecting partner with s-xual acts as they sleep 2) suprise attack i got keemahaw’ed last night. it was awesome.

  • ponify

    to turn something into a character from the animated tv show, my little pony friendship is magic. often used on fictional characters. e.g turning mario into a pony. usually rule 85 of the internet states: if something exists, there is a ponified version of it, no exceptions. i’m going to ponify sonic the hedgehog!

  • Pony Bumps

    1. b-mps caused in girls hair after wearing a ponytail for a long time. 2. ugly b-mps in hair. 1. i shouldn’t have worn a ponytail the day of prom because now i have bad pony b-mps. 2. c-ssie tried curling her hair but it turned out to be a bunch of pony b-mps.


Disclaimer: Kayd Snake definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.