kaytaloonie


a mild ranga lady gaga with very r-t-rded teeth. they usually eat other people’s children and live in homeless shelters under the bridge with her ex-boyfriends, which include frankie, who lives under oakleigh bridge with his girlfriend frankenstein and their baby frankie jnr. kaytaloonies are a little on the ugly side and have a reputation to wear reallly ugly leggings which go with absolutely nothing. they also love wearing over sized t-shirts for no particular reason. kaytaloonies also occ-ssionaly smell of p-ss and chicken noodle soup. if you ever meet a kaytaloonie, either get as far away from it as possible, or buy a gun (you will need it to kill yourself if it gets too close).
“wow! look at those ugly leggings! that thing must be a kaytaloonie!”

“run! hide! kaytaloonie is coming! she will eat your children!”

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