Kazan


very diverse city in russia. hometown to nhl player alexander burmistrov
kazan is in russia, and is located along a river.
fat drunkard monk. capable of breathing fire. originally chinese. most dangerous hero from the dragon clan in battle realms.
i sent my kazan to single handedly take out a serpent village.
to give or receive rough s-xual intercourse.
1. the next time i see judy, i’m going to kazan her brains out.

2. i can’t sit down, max kazanned my -n-s for three hours last night.
a shot in golf in which the ball comes into contact with a stray can of spam. this incures a 2 stroke penalty.
g-d dammit! why the h-ll did i have to shoot a f-cking kazan?

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