kazooking or giving a kazooki is the act of taking a mallet and or hammer and hitting a preferable limb of a friend, sibling, or spouse.
i’m gonna kazooki you!
i’m going to be kazooking my brother at 4:20 pm.
you got kazookied!
the sound your thighs make when you m-st-rb-t-. fypiuop, fypiuop, fypiuop it feels soo guuuuuuud
leftbook is a large group of facebook members that inhabit facebook groups that promote social justice, memes, and leftist thought (proponents of socialism, communism, and marxist-leninism are all represented in these groups.) they often communicate through tagging other leftbook groups with funny names, like “what if phones, but too much,” “sounds like internalized misogyny but […]
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this is sort of hard to explain. there has to be a couch and a table/chair about the same height. the dude lays face down, his torso on the couch, his legs on the table/chair. this means his junk is hanging down. the chick then goes like a cat, and “claws” at the guys d-ck […]
a guy that has a really fat p-ssy and smokes your friends weed and make them climb a ladder that smells like -ss cencere…idiot so stupid god don’t even know how he was created
the rational fear of being kicked in the shins, or being hit with a bag in the lower abdomen. keelum and kortion has stephanophobia.