Kazoomer


one who spits bullsh-t to two people about how much he or she likes another person.
1-“yeah man, i really do like her, its just i think she should text me first sometimes… i mean, if she cared then she would.”
2-“yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it..”
1-“i guess you’re right. let’s go see her tonight.”
2-“she lives way too far away to go at midnight..”
1-“i don’t know man, i just, i really feel like we should go see her tonight… i really like her”
2-“then text her.”
1-“she needs to text me first”
2-…”talk to her in school”
1-“yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it..”
2-“f-ck you!”
(person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)

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