Ke¢ha
the technically correct way to spell the name of the popular performer and expert on both the second-oldest and the oldest professions in the world: show business and prost-tution, respectively.
due to the market increase in dim-witted sk-nktacular performers leading to sl-t inflation, the previous dollar sign in her name has been demoted to mere cents.
person a: “did you see what that attention wh-r- ke¢ha wore on jimmy kimmel last night?”
person b: “no. wait, i thought her name was pr-nounced ‘ke$ha’.”
person a: “well, it was. but she’s an even cheaper sl-t now, i guess. you could totally tell that the jeggings she wore was actually dirty, and not like stage dirty. gross.”
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