ke-bob


a word often used by middle eastern nationals for the traditional dish of kebab spoken phonetically, ke-bob’s are often sold in meat retailers in east countries.
fred – hi, i’d like 2 shish kebabs.
mekmet – listen u ungratefull -sshole, it’s called ke-bob
fred – ok, ke-bob then b-st-rd
mekmet – if i hadn’t eaten 10 bratwursts i’d come slap you!
it comes from the word kebob which means kebob. and you see, kebobs have large br–sts, which they use to rub in the face of ashkoon.
smurf:papa smurf, can i lick your -ss?
papa smurf: yeah, lick my -ss, b-tch!

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