Keally
look up the word cool in the dictionary and you’ll find his picture. the most amazing guy ever, knows how to treat a girl right! is extraordinary/beyond amazing in bed! funny,s-xy, and smart. could get any girl he wants! major player but n-body cares because he’s so d-mn s-xy. really the embodiment of an all-around man that everyone should look up to.
girl: keally smiled at me during lunch today. i think my heart melted. i want his babies!
other girl: no way! he’s mine. i called dibs!
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